I hope you have prayed this evening Joe. Jesus will be very disappointed in you.

I am going to split your penis in half with hedge clippers.

I guess so, but don't really want to spend money when I have food downstairs.

You're an ass licking queef sniffer.

SCIENCE

You like to say the word because it makes you feel smart, but you wouldn't know science if it slithered up your pant leg and tickled your hairy little fake jew scrotum.

Yeshua loves you

Jesus doesn't real you rascally little raviolli.