I was going to call child protective services for child abuse but then I realized that I have to prove her wrong.

didn't you realise though, you're no more a child joe ;)

harsh reality. :P

you could get cramps which would make you stop swimming and only go for after an hour or so anyway. so it would be best to wait outside painlessly than go through painful waiting.

you'd do either whether you go swimming or not. painless waiting is way better than painful waiting any day.