What the hell!?! There is drugs in apples!?! I just hope the government doesn't outlaw apples now, making apples illegal and costing $10.00 an ounce.

well somebody is experimenting :D , . . - , , . , , , .

Whaa...I thought i was just being healthy, now I can get high too, favorite fruit ever. Not into shoving it up my dung hole though...using it as a bong is another question entirely...

This is obviously a troll post and/or an urban legend.

Drying out an apple would not cause the THC to 'dissipate.' THC evaporates at a temperature notably higher than the boiling point of water. This, among other reasons, is why the drying and curing process of cannabis purportedly enhances its psychoactivity significantly.

Additionally, most absorption takes place in the small intestine. Rectal insertion would only expose it to the large intestine, which primarily absorbs water and water-soluble compounds- thc is not water soluble. I have heard of taking thc rectally, but it always involves infusing the thc into butter or alcohol so the body can actually absorb it readily.

Seriously, where did this crock come from?

It's against Buddhist training rules to take intoxicants.

I think recreational drugs in any form are frivolous, pointless and mainly for the weak minded.