Here's one... number 4888... on "out running a bear"... You cannot outrun a bear, however, if you are with a friend, you only have to outrun your friend ;)

Now..., I wonder who added that one to their site ;)

Watch out Joe, the feminazis of the site might attack you for using a sexist phrase.

"You may beat your wife, but with only a stick that is no thicker than your thumb"

the rule of thumb.

Hint: No one knows if this origin is accurate, i'm just JOKING AROUND.