Is it ever OK to pay a stripper with Monopoly money?
So this weekend we went out for a bachelor party and my friend, who happens to be out of work, started ordering a lap dance and private dance sessions from this one stripper. At some point, she wanted him to show her the money. He asked her how much he owed and she said, "$40.00" so he took out a wad and proceeded to pay her. She balked and screamed that he can't pay her with monopoly money and he said, "Why not? Those are fake titties!!!"
If she has fake titties, yes.
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No. Never.
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That is funny, fake titties are always disappointing, all natural type of guy here. Don't matter how flat. Anyway, all paper money is fake money, so I would have said it is the same thing, the only difference is the federal government screams real loud with legal tender laws. Side: If she has fake titties, yes.
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