A Texas Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.

When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.  The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said.

"Mr. Smith, I see you have a CWCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"  The driver replied,

" Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot." The officer looked at the driver and asked,

"Anything else?"  

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat." The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said

"Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few weapons. May I ask what you are afraid of?  Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

"Not a damn thing!"