You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth (OK..., OK..., this one's gross) ;)

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns ;)

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ;)

We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow ;)

My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. ;)

I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! ;)

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes. ;)

You like pasta? Wanna see my noodle ;)

(At a Bar) May I push your stool in?

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?--------------------------------------------

I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have – mine.

Now I don't want to be a joy-killer, but we really shouldn't be providing this sort of material that could fuel homosexuality. Anyone who posts "gay-pick-up-lines" should be denounced from this site.

Here's some funny ones:

"Nice legs...they'd look even better wrapped around my shoulders."

"My rocket's heading for Uranus."

(For the more intelligent members) "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

And this is a really strange one I found in a forum, if you get the joke please endevour to explain it to me (I don't want to try find out what that episode shows)

""Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me""

I haven't heard any here, but I did find some 'dandy man candy' pick up lines on YouTube! :)

You'd make an excellent cell mate.

Come back to my place and take a load off.

Hello! ;) rapturous LICKALOTAPUSS . . . You lookin' for a MEGASAURASS tonight?