They once got me a T-Shirt that said, "I hate tacos - said no Juan ever." ;)

I had to do a dance for my school. I was very nervous so I asked my friends for help. One of them said:

"No worries. You are a great dancer. You can't mess up."

Another one said:

"If you do mess up dont worry. I will record it and upload it to YouTube so you can learn from your mistakes and have others critique you."

When my dog died, my friend hugged me patted me on the shoulder and said "there, there" in a Sheldon cooper impression. My friends are awesome...

My real life friends never really cheered me up at all because some of them weren't really there for me or cared about me.