Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'. ;)

He lost his footing. The prison had to make up for the shortfall. ;)

Pickpockets have begun targeting midgets. Seriously, who would stoop so low? ;)

A midget once asked to borrow money from me for bus fare, because he was a little short. ;)

Stop making fun of midgets, they have short tempers!!! ;)

I hit a midget's car with mine the other day. He looked at the damage and said, "I'm not happy..." to which I replied, "Well, which one ARE you? Grumpy?". ;)

Did you see that Broadway play about the dictionary? It, too, was a play on words.

Like a midget at a urinal, I have to stay on my toes. ;)

This isn't relevant but is there a such thing as giant midgets? ;)

Why did the midget get hit by a truck? cause the driver of the truck couldn't see him

this is messed up for those who are actually midgets and face many social, physical, and medical problems because of their physique...

Why do midgets always laugh when they run?....

because the grass tickles their nuts!