Proof that Hell has frozen over.
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OK. I'll give you the Cliff Notes: Teresa said that she would sleep with me when Hell freezes over. Since she eventually slept with me, Hell must have frozen over. Since Hell is frozen over, it is no longer accepting souls (i.e., it no longer exists). Since Hell no longer exists, that means that only Heaven exists, proving that a divine being exists. Which explains why Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God!" on the night she slept with me ;) Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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Maybe there is no hell, and maybe just being a person who believes what you're doing is good sends you to heaven. Maybe all the religions that claim you're going to hell, were just things that followers of the religion said to get more followers, when in actuality God said be a good person, if following me helps you do that, do that, if it doesn't then don't stress it. Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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