I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to thier question: " List all dependents or people that are supported by you ? " I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
 
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer cause I must have missed someone, Hummmm.
 
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?