Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So..., if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. ;)
I've always thought that
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While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan'. An old Master Sgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ' When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
“Yes!” said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' 'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit' 'It's The Box Office.' ;) Side: I've always thought that
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Drawing a woman from the inside out. Someone put a HUGE amount of work into this. Now this is amazing! Please click on the link and be prepared to be amazed!! Side: I've always thought that
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Lol. It is retarded. I'm all for respecting women but saying they can do better than men is retarded. HOWEVER.. the point is, whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.. it's probably true. But it also applies to men, old people, younger kids, republicans, democrats, labour, tories etc. Anybody can make anything greater. Nothing special. Side: Wait...., What? No!
Open Your mind and Heart a bit . . . what You say is rude and thoughtless ( PS: thoughtless doesnt mean You cant think ( - ; Of course men can do that stuff too . . . But most women will give of themselves to the one they Love and care for to create a better life for both . . . Yes there will be times of trouble . . . No relationship is perfect . . . but if You work together and work at the relationship You will be rewarded with many years of Love ad Happiness . . . Side: I've always thought that
This Argument is flawed in that all that has been done is a pick and choose of good things. If this statement really is true, i'd like one of you to explain to me why my bank account when given to my wife didn't not grow greater as you all seem to believe =P. Side: Wait...., What? No!
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