My theory on why men like large breasts.
The men in our generation have grown up with video games. Video games, like life, start out easy, progress to medium and then they get hard near the end. This is how we have been conditioned to expect things in life to progress. By the time men start having kids, they expect to be playing in hard mode. They thus expect large, mammalian protrusions.
Sounds legit.
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Lol, Big tites are to complecated bra straps, as the Razer Naga is to MMORPG's, I like the challenge. In case you are lost below is a picture of what a Razer Naga is, it's a MMO gaming mouse, I have one : ) Side: Sounds legit.
You are so insightful Joe, thank you for helping me understand why I gravitate toward larger mammalian protrusions. And lucky for me I'm shorter than most women so large mammalian protrusions also gravitate toward me. This also sheds some light on why I get more and more erect whilst advancing in video games, each level I beat in super Mario Bros, I get closer and closer to beating my Toadstool. Side: Sounds legit.
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Actually, while probably partially responsible for today's modern heterosexual male viewpoints, heterosexual males were always more attractive to certain body shapes. What used to be attractive to most males would probably be considered 'pudgy' by today's standards, since most women are flawed in thinking supermodels are what you should compare yourself to, despite the overwhelming fact most are too skinny or anorexic/bulemic... oh and photoshop because why not. The boobs are about the only thing that's even 'worthy of saving' so they try to keep those the same size or bigger. TL;DR : Yeah, society is pretty fucked up. Side: Say whaaat?
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It would make more sense if the theory was- They've seen so many big tits that big tits are now what they always want to see because going to smaller tits would not sexually arouse them enough and they would be left dissatisfied with their relationship. ...or something like that That difficultly level schnaze throws it off. Side: Say whaaat?
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