Our nation's priorities are all screwed up.
I'd just like to point out that the Europeans landed on a comet yesterday and the only thing I'm seeing on Facebook is Kim Kardashian's butt.
They landed on a comet, everyone. A COMET. The thing is 300 million miles away, traveling over 40 thousand miles an hour. They put a probe down right on top of it. This is unbelievable. Phenomenal. History making. But our nation is entirely too fascinated with some lady's backside to even notice.
True.
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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Our nation's priorities ARE screwed up. But if you find having quasi friends sharing photos of ice balls melting in the solar wind more interesting than big beautiful butts, perhaps your priorities as well as those of your Facebook friends are what is truly in question. Hey Just Say'in Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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A butt is for pooping. As aesthetically pleasing as they can be, they are everywhere. You can, at the very least, look up a thousand pictures of butts online. Even if you can't get laid, you can see them in person at a strip club. A landing on a comet has never happened before, and isn't likely to be a daily (or even annual) occurrence within my lifetime. So yeah, rarity and science win out over some rich lady's poop shoot. Side: True.
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