Should Chuck Noris be president of texas?
Chuck can do anything he wants
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What a nut!
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Well, first he's got to get Texas as it's own country. I'm sure he could just kick the border, or something, but there's some preparation needed to become President. That could start a domino effect of states leaving the Union. I wonder if that would make it better or worse... Side: Chuck can do anything he wants
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Um if there were a president of Texas ... even then that statement makes no sense at all. So lets say that Texas breaks away from the US, and Chuck Norris runs for president. ( all of which is ludicrous ) who the hell would vote for him. Incase all of you have forgotten Chuck Norris jokes are not exactly the talk of the town once you get above 16. sure there is a handfull ( and it seems like they are all on this website >.> ) but not enough to win an election. Side: What a nut!
Both categories are valid. But him being completely insane trumps him being president of Texas. But Texas is a weird place, nuts if you will. And that's fine, it takes all kinds. I could both see them deciding to make themselves their own country, and then electing Chuck Noris. Kind of off the initial subject, I wonder how long it would take for Texas, no longer reigned in by the sanity provided by the majority of the country, to become an official religious state, bring back witchhunts, and invade Mexico calling it a "crusade." Yeah, nuts
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