funny!

why not? those kernels popping in the oven would be hilarious and add some much needed comic relief to an other wise dour and depressing situation.

I could see it now: A great name for a Crematorium.......

Jiffy Pop Mortuary!

and then the ashes could be kept in one of those old fashioned cardboard red and white-striped cartons instead of those boring old urns.

Only if Dawn of the Dead, or Zombie Apocalypse is shown.

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I'd say that's genius. Except even the popped popcorn would be nothing but ashes by the time the oven door opened.

I was going to suggest a smores alternative but then I realized there's no way the chocolate and marshmallow would last. Just a total waste.