Apollo's Waterfall
I know. This has been a problem for a while.
We actually made a whole community that has all the debates, except joe's. I only use that community. It basically just blocks him. Check it out.
Both premises are complete bullish*t.
1. Conservatives are defenders of freedom?!
Social conservatives are authoritarians. They are anti-union freedoms, anti-marriage freedom, anti-gay rights, anti-secularism in the government, anti-abortion rights, pro-draft, anti-euthanasia, anti-stem cell research, anti-gay adoption, anti-gays serving openly in the military, pro-school prayers, anti-drug freedoms, anti-prostition, anti-pronography, often anti-freedom of choice, etc. etc.
On all of these positions, Conservatives are the enemies of freedom and liberals the defenders of it.[1]
2. Conservatives are more economically successful than liberals?!
a.) Blue states have MUCH higher average incomes than red states (in addition to higher average IQ's and education). [2]
b.) Conservative States are the parasites of America. They leech off of the federal money produced by the Liberal states. [3]
Complete and utter BS. The exact opposite is true.
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1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
2. http://www.vaughns-1-
3. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3283/
No...it is a joke, srom.
See, the wife was referring to their marriage, but since the note was on the fridge, the man assumes it's the refrigerator that isn't working. So when he finds the beer cold, he is confused...which is funny to post people.
"Beautiful" by Eminem
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"Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi
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You may not have beer, but your neighbor probably does.
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Here's what you do:
So security systems basically cover all major avenues of entrance. Assuming you aren't going to tunnel your way in, windows are your best bet. You with me so far?
Second, window alarms are kept from being activated by magnets between the frame and the bottom of the window. This makes them very sensitive to triggering.
Go up to the window and pull it up as much as you can (if locked) until it triggers. Then immediately put it back down and RUN!
The owners will freak out and look around. They won't find anything and will go back to whatever they were doing after a few minutes. Do the same thing again and again until they deactivate the alarm completely out of annoyance (they will suspect it is broken).
Wait for an hour (I know...I know...but you have to).
Then you use a metal wire to unlock the window from the outside and go in. Take the beer and RUN like a black guy after a botched robbery attempt.
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Enjoy...
