Masturbate .

Oh, Shut up .

That doesn't even make any sense. I've had enough of this.

Yes I have. If you're still arguing, then this isn't a timed debate!

Aha!!! If it was a time limit debate, then why are you still arguing? I Got you now!

Look, this is ridiculous .

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

That was never five minutes! Besides, this debate doesn't have a time limit.

What? Why not? I was just getting interested .

It is !!!

No it isn't! An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't .'