Masturbate .

Oh, Shut up .

That doesn't even make any sense. I've had enough of this.

Yes I have. If you're still arguing, then this isn't a timed debate!

Aha!!! If it was a time limit debate, then why are you still arguing? I Got you now!

Look, this is ridiculous .

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

That was never five minutes! Besides, this debate doesn't have a time limit.

What? Why not? I was just getting interested .

It is !!!

No it isn't! An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't .'

Yes it is! It's not just contradiction .

No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

An argument isn't just contradiction .

Oh, this is futile! I came here for a good argument .

You did. Just then .

WTF? You just contradicted me !

It is !

No, it isn't. It's just contradiction .

Look, this isn't an argument .

You most certainly did not .

You did not !

You didn't .