So, you're calling yourself an asshole. That makes sense.

No, all the idiotoc hollywood morons are liberal, so that would be a noo

Hitler was a gun control advocate, liberals are gun control advocates. Hitler was pro-abortion, liberals are pro-abortion. Hitler was an animal rights freak, liberals are animal rights freaks. Need I say more?

And the people of 31 states agree with me that homosexuals should not be able to get a marriage license.

Evolution is crap. That is exactly why it is called the THEORY of evolution (Truly only a hypothesis) and not the LAW of evolution. Intellegent Design IS in fact the most credible reason for existence.

The bouncy is just tottally awesome. Period. Who doesn't love boobs?