If they aren't even going to make food out of any sea life they just killed on a whim, they might as well have done something that's actually productive, like write a song, maybe?

Yes, he did because Marvel is better than DC. Ohyeah. I went there.

Milk doesn't come in bags! What is this witchcraft? ?

Would you like to have a seat on Mein Kampfy couch?

...

Well, he did hate women and gay people. Also, fascism is an extreme of conservatism whereas communism is an extreme of liberalism, or at least that's how I view it.

Though I prefer the good old-fashioned staircase followed up by the plunger or a coat-hanger followed by a vacuum cleaner, this is decent.

Well obviously and undoubtedly, it's because they want the V.

Why is his name the Arabic word for lion? Does he like kittycats. If he does, then why even bother picking a fight? Think of the kittycats!

Having read this question, I shall do it... eventually. Good thing I have an iPad.

Dude, you din't understand. Heaven is a great place. Worshipping God feels better than sex. Sometimes, God will fill your sexual pleasures in more holy ways. Heaven is heavenly.

Except they are all doomed to an eternity in hell because lustful thoughts and sex are all sinful. The Lord created these urges to test our willpower and faith in HIM.

Um, no. Porn is bad. It makes you want sex, and according to the Bible, sex is a sin.