It was her hair that I first noticed. Her eyes came next.

I've seen better, Unca Joe.

They are all deceived. Only I know that which truly is sexy.

That was my week ending yesterday.

There's this real great new toy. It's called Photoshop. Create a layer over the dog's asshole and insert an image of a Christ-like face, then change the opacity to make it look natural.

The French have always been into everything for their own amusement.

You mean more of Joe's humor? I'm in.

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What's Google Plus?

For those short whiles of heaven.

Great "lovering" (? - spellcheck says it is a word!) is for college; a great lover only loves for a short while only so many times a week; a great friend and parent is somebody whom you can tolerate being around the rest of the time.

We'd dance around a fire, naked, chanting your name over and over again and placing upon your head curses for having left us.

No one looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Joe, you don't smile, you blush with embarrassment.

Masterfully crafted response. Something I'd expect from you, Joe.