It's cooling down here too...I think we may get under 100 for a couple of days.

Wonderful speech!

With all the sand there, it would just turn into a big glass factory.

I would knock off the liberal and take his place on the scale to get away from the rats. I would place the walking stick between me and Sarah so we could both hang on to it to maintain our stability. Then I would ask for some of her extra ammo since I usually carry a Sturm & Ruger .45 on my hip and it was fortunate that she had the same caliber.(By the way, I assume it's Sarah Palin from the description and the inclusion of Russia the scenario.)

It's about as immoral as it was to kill the pig for your bacon or sausage that you're probably cooking along with it. (Now I'm getting hungry.)

I'm sorry! ~hangs head (to conceal grin)~

I think that prospect may have passed you by. I believe you have passed the age to be veal.

Only you, Joe!

Dude, remind me not to ever hand you a gun! Need to work on your aim. LOL

Not to mention that the water is generally cold, too!

And if he did, did he save enough for everyone?

I agree with the positioning but disagree about the washing of the hands. I've been through medical training and about to go for more, so I know what can get on your hands(airborne particles you can't see or feel). After thoroughly washing, I won't touch the door with my hands because of those who have handled the door after not washing.