Je pense qu'elle est facilement offensé.

Well, he runs a close second anyway. But that's just my personal opinion because I have seen much worse.

If it were real. I think it had to either be Photoshopped or staged. Too much of a coincidence that a photographer was there to capture that moment. Besides, I don't believe in coincidences.

Grab on to that dry ice and you'll really find out the meaning of cool.

LOL ;)

Then I must be a knock-out(LOL) because I am one of the least smiling men around. There's a few around here who have seen me and I rarely smile for photos.

Which time were you wanting to cut in half? You know you will be attacked now just like me, right?

I had no hope of going !

I never really thought about it that way. I now have a new respect for Cajuns.

LOL! Somehow, I don't doubt it.

Yes, can't they just go ahead and stick to the end of 2012? That's when most are expecting it anyway. I mean, what's another year and a half anyway?

You Know You've Joined one of Obama's new HMO's When...

Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign. . .

The only expense covered 100% is embalming.