No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. ;)

Yes it is! ;)..........................................................................

No it isn't! ;).......................................................................................................

Yes it is! ;)............................................................................

yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'. ;)..................................................

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! ;)..............................

Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. ;)..........................................................................

No it isn't! ;).....................................................................................

No it can't!

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. ;)

Well! it CAN be! ;).....................................................................................

An argument isn't just contradiction. ;).......................................................

AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! ;)......................................

Yes, it is! I came here for a good argument! ;).......................................

no it isn't ;) ,..................................................................................................

No it isn't! It's just contradiction! ;)...............................................................

Yes it is ;)....................................................

Yup you never made any ;).................................

Awww Of course I did ............................................... ;)

Awww... how cute...........................................;)

He can, can’t he? ;) .........................................

Are you saying that he doesn't have an imaginary friend and he is thus trying to steal yours? ;)

Nope. I'm saying you finally have someone to talk to other than yourself. ;)

Shhh, listen. I think he is trying to shoe horn his way into our conversation ;)

Nah, he honked at you. ;)

I know we agreed that we did not have to follow the sketch verbatim but there's nothing about Wait... did you hear that? Someone is trying to break in on our conversation. ;) here: http://www.montypython.net/scripts/argument.php

Doesn't matter ;)

Wait... did you hear that? Someone is trying to break in on our conversation. ;)

I'm sure even you didn't hear that unless you got back to talking to yourself ;)