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It's crazy enough to work. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:4
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A modest proposal on how to end terrorist attacks on the Western World.

This idea is brilliant.  I don't know why no one has thought about it before.  

The Jihadists are promised 70 virgins if they die attacking the Western World.  I say we up the ante to a 150 virgins if they do not attack the Western World.  That's more than double what they are being offered by the radicals.
 

It's crazy enough to work.

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Wait..., what? No!!!

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I mean, I don't know what the going rate is on virgins but I think we can afford it.

Side: It's crazy enough to work.

It's certainly better than ignoring and pretending the Muslim problem doesn't exist.

Side: It's crazy enough to work.
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The Jihadists are promised 70 virgins if the die attacking the Western World ...

um, the word 'virgins' is actually a mistranslation ....

the actual word is virginians ... as in: "wow !! Jeb ... he sure got him a purdie mouth ?"

Side: It's crazy enough to work.

I think we just need to make sure they find out that they actually only get 72 raisins...

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/05/20/ exp-72-virgins.cnn/video/playlists/why-they-hate-us/

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
JustIgnoreMe(4290) Clarified
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and then promise them 73... ;)

Side: It's crazy enough to work.