I took a woman out on my boat, first date, and when we found a secluded spot, we started making out, hot and heavy.  She started nibbling on my ear and my hearing aid fell off.  We are both too consumed by passion at this point to care.  She then whispered, "Aye, aye captain."  To which I naturally respond, "I can't hear you..."  so she says it again, much louder, "Aye, aye captain!"  So I said, "Ooooh...." and started singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants song.

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#forever_alone