You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.
Now where the hell did you get all that from? I said a monogamous relationship, not marriage (though marriage is one form of a monogamous relationship), and it was a simple joke.
Ah, well I'm not into that, and I'm certainly not willing to upgrade to moving pianos for it. Couches for BJs was my happy place. Can we go back there?