• Are you almost never wrong?
• Do you find that a lot of people just "don't get" you?
• When new facts present themselves, do they simply represent another challenge to win the argument?
• Do you hate drama?  I mean, REEEAAAALLY hate drama?
• I mean like, have you ever designed a graphic in MS Paint, with fancy font, stating how much you hate drama?
• Are you not racist but sometimes you just have to tell it like it is and call a spade a spade?
• Do you find that people "hate you because they ain't you?"

If you answered, "Yes" to any of these questions, boy have we got the place for you.