Whacky welfare stories
If you have any, share them here. I'll go first:
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and body guard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well .... You started it."
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I dunno how far this may count under this.. But, once when we were kids.. Probably 11- 12 of age. We gave away a few branded clothes to a slum. We had collected a lot of money and decided that they should also have access to branded wears... They loved them a lot when we gave it and were real happy. It was seen on their faces. It was monsoon and hence it rained a lot.. The next day, which is almost 2 weeks from the donation we spotted our gifts on the ground over a wet spot or covering their roof tops. That was when we learnt how unimportant brands are to anyone... I guess that is a part of learning. I'm sure we all know what is more important to those dwellers. |
