First time doing what? Please provide detailed instructions.

Hmmm, two things went through my head. And they are two fairly boring things:

1) I hope it doesn't hurt too bad >_<

and

2) I really love him.

The first one was quickly snuffed and the second one lasted the whole time.

Then after we were done we were laying on the bed cuddling and there was a knock on the door. For some reason my first thought to that was "GOD DAMN IT! HOW DID MY MOM KNOW?!?!"

-__- It turned out the to be the neighbor kid...

1. Once you get passed the smell you'll have it licked.

2. Does a lesbian's tongue get hard?

3. Ah, that must be the tain't!

4. I guess I'm supposed to flick this thing here.

5. Where the hell is the fucking manual?

All of that and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

I was a romantic. It didn't last ;)

Nothing.

I fainted only to regain consciousness right after right before.

This is a vulgar debate though, you know that right?

My first thought was "oh my where are you going with that" and then damn that hurt or course followed with is he almost done?