@Hellno2012 ;)

Well, Hitchens has been dead for five years so if he's bad mouthing a newly anointed saint, anointed after his death, then he might also want to rethink the whole atheism thang... just sayin'.

Russians are weird.

I can't wait to start playing the race card.

Well... I never make anyone unhappy so... I don't see that happening.

I just hope that some day YOU can make YOUR dad happy. Of course, I know you can't... your dick is even smaller than his.

A blowjob is known as oral sex dumbass... not that you know anything about any of it.

Too bad it isn't big enough to reach your mouth... that was your last chance at sex.

I hope a Snink Bug flies into your drooling open mouth while you sleep tonight. ;)

I wouldn't eat a spider or a frog unless I found it already dead and relatively undecayed.

And the you WOULD eat it? Your problems are even bigger than I thought.

Holy crap! You might become a liberal whacko nutjob too if you continue to live out there.

Last time I had Frog legs was a couple years ago in Chicago... it was an appetizer at a nice joint down town... near the magnificent mile. They're not that great really. I would much rather have some crab lags.

Don't really need to... the truth always hurts the most.

Well, maybe you've been on the Left Coast so long that you're forgetting your roots.

Uhhh... I think your west-coastishness is showing.

Yeah. I've eaten frog legs many times. So what? We would gig frogs in my back yard when I was younger. And we'd catch craw fish too and eat 'em too.

Well my Google must be set to parental controls because all I got was it's a big endangered frog?

Good point! Hell, you could probably even beat your own record for most virginy... and in fact I think you are, every day.

1. Not in person. (that I know of)

2. Yeah, but on this site one can never be too sure.

3. You, him or combined?

Yeah, you weren't talking to me but I like answering questions.

Meh? I've eaten his distant relatives many times so.... what the hell.

I heard your wife called you a pedophile... that's a pretty big word for a nine year old.

May the sole of my shoe be forever on your filthy mother's face.

Obsess over virgins much? You dirty little doggie you.

I know which one I'd assign to Slap Nuts. ;)

Hush those sweater puppies.