@Hellno2012 ;)

Well, Hitchens has been dead for five years so if he's bad mouthing a newly anointed saint, anointed after his death, then he might also want to rethink the whole atheism thang... just sayin'.

Russians are weird.

I can't wait to start playing the race card.

Well... I never make anyone unhappy so... I don't see that happening.

I just hope that some day YOU can make YOUR dad happy. Of course, I know you can't... your dick is even smaller than his.

A blowjob is known as oral sex dumbass... not that you know anything about any of it.

Too bad it isn't big enough to reach your mouth... that was your last chance at sex.

I hope a Snink Bug flies into your drooling open mouth while you sleep tonight. ;)

I wouldn't eat a spider or a frog unless I found it already dead and relatively undecayed.

And the you WOULD eat it? Your problems are even bigger than I thought.

Holy crap! You might become a liberal whacko nutjob too if you continue to live out there.

Last time I had Frog legs was a couple years ago in Chicago... it was an appetizer at a nice joint down town... near the magnificent mile. They're not that great really. I would much rather have some crab lags.

Don't really need to... the truth always hurts the most.

Well, maybe you've been on the Left Coast so long that you're forgetting your roots.

Uhhh... I think your west-coastishness is showing.

Yeah. I've eaten frog legs many times. So what? We would gig frogs in my back yard when I was younger. And we'd catch craw fish too and eat 'em too.

Well my Google must be set to parental controls because all I got was it's a big endangered frog?

Good point! Hell, you could probably even beat your own record for most virginy... and in fact I think you are, every day.

1. Not in person. (that I know of)

2. Yeah, but on this site one can never be too sure.

3. You, him or combined?

Yeah, you weren't talking to me but I like answering questions.

Meh? I've eaten his distant relatives many times so.... what the hell.

I heard your wife called you a pedophile... that's a pretty big word for a nine year old.

May the sole of my shoe be forever on your filthy mother's face.

Obsess over virgins much? You dirty little doggie you.

I know which one I'd assign to Slap Nuts. ;)

Hush those sweater puppies.

Don't flap your baps.

Restical your chesticals.

Cool your cans.

Hush your hooters.

Mediate your melons.

Get those knockers off their rockers.

Well, this brings point whoring to a whole new level. .

I guess I'd be on this side since he told me stay away from him... of course he also said he was only going to say it once, and he's already said it twice. LOL

You still think Slappy is real? Good grief.

The Holly Trinity? What's that? Three bushes living as one?

Not playing beer pong without beer! That's for sure.

Oh my god! I forgot what he used to look like! Well, at least his lips are still purple.

Or just drop a big bomb on em.... we did it in Japan.... twice.

Or we could just send ISIS to the Moon?

I have Vudu. ;)

Uhhhh.... no. Who would cut our hair or decorate our homes?

Uhhhh..... that's definitely not Guantanamo Bay.... just sayin'.

Well this sucks! Fire up the coal plants!

Meh, this video was a waste my time.

Jesusiage! Like.. " hey baby, will you Jesusisy me?

I figure it will take him about a month to catch up to me, and about three to catch up to Joe. ;)

Maybe he thinks he can trade in the points for a toaster or something? Pshht! Good luck with that, I'm still waiting on that last batch of t-shirts that's still sitting in Andy's garage. lol

I don't even remember what an Olinguito is ?

Merry Christmas Bitches!

Look at me.... I don't think I'm qualified to give any beauty tips.