@Hellno2012 ;)

Well, Hitchens has been dead for five years so if he's bad mouthing a newly anointed saint, anointed after his death, then he might also want to rethink the whole atheism thang... just sayin'.

Russians are weird.

I can't wait to start playing the race card.

Well... I never make anyone unhappy so... I don't see that happening.

I just hope that some day YOU can make YOUR dad happy. Of course, I know you can't... your dick is even smaller than his.

A blowjob is known as oral sex dumbass... not that you know anything about any of it.

Too bad it isn't big enough to reach your mouth... that was your last chance at sex.

I hope a Snink Bug flies into your drooling open mouth while you sleep tonight. ;)

I wouldn't eat a spider or a frog unless I found it already dead and relatively undecayed.

And the you WOULD eat it? Your problems are even bigger than I thought.

Holy crap! You might become a liberal whacko nutjob too if you continue to live out there.

Last time I had Frog legs was a couple years ago in Chicago... it was an appetizer at a nice joint down town... near the magnificent mile. They're not that great really. I would much rather have some crab lags.

Don't really need to... the truth always hurts the most.

Well, maybe you've been on the Left Coast so long that you're forgetting your roots.

Uhhh... I think your west-coastishness is showing.

Yeah. I've eaten frog legs many times. So what? We would gig frogs in my back yard when I was younger. And we'd catch craw fish too and eat 'em too.

Well my Google must be set to parental controls because all I got was it's a big endangered frog?

Good point! Hell, you could probably even beat your own record for most virginy... and in fact I think you are, every day.

1. Not in person. (that I know of)

2. Yeah, but on this site one can never be too sure.

3. You, him or combined?

Yeah, you weren't talking to me but I like answering questions.

Meh? I've eaten his distant relatives many times so.... what the hell.

I heard your wife called you a pedophile... that's a pretty big word for a nine year old.

May the sole of my shoe be forever on your filthy mother's face.

Obsess over virgins much? You dirty little doggie you.

I know which one I'd assign to Slap Nuts. ;)

Hush those sweater puppies.

Don't flap your baps.

Restical your chesticals.

Cool your cans.

Hush your hooters.

Mediate your melons.

Get those knockers off their rockers.

Well, this brings point whoring to a whole new level. .

I guess I'd be on this side since he told me stay away from him... of course he also said he was only going to say it once, and he's already said it twice. LOL

You still think Slappy is real? Good grief.

The Holly Trinity? What's that? Three bushes living as one?

Not playing beer pong without beer! That's for sure.

Oh my god! I forgot what he used to look like! Well, at least his lips are still purple.

Or just drop a big bomb on em.... we did it in Japan.... twice.

Or we could just send ISIS to the Moon?

I have Vudu. ;)

Uhhhh.... no. Who would cut our hair or decorate our homes?

Uhhhh..... that's definitely not Guantanamo Bay.... just sayin'.

Well this sucks! Fire up the coal plants!

Meh, this video was a waste my time.

Jesusiage! Like.. " hey baby, will you Jesusisy me?

I figure it will take him about a month to catch up to me, and about three to catch up to Joe. ;)

Maybe he thinks he can trade in the points for a toaster or something? Pshht! Good luck with that, I'm still waiting on that last batch of t-shirts that's still sitting in Andy's garage. lol

I don't even remember what an Olinguito is ?

Merry Christmas Bitches!

Look at me.... I don't think I'm qualified to give any beauty tips.

I do it all the time.... of course I'm not exactly self respecting so you might be right.

We own her ass... that would be an act of war.

Well, excuuuuuuuse me.

I was recently told of an African tribe that does the most beautiful thing.

Meh?

When someone does something hurtful and wrong, they take the person to the center of town

Seriously? That's the center of town??? LOL

and the entire tribe comes

An entire tribe of... four people?

For two days they’ll tell the man every good thing he has ever done.

Well he's probably dead already after two days.

The tribe believes that every human being comes into the world as Good, each of us desiring safety, love, peace, happiness.

LOL

But sometimes in the pursuit of those things people make mistakes. The community sees misdeeds as a cry for help.

Now this is just getting boring.

I'm a dick... I know that. There's no need for me to read that which I already know.

Oh! You've been around a long time alright.

True but what are we talking about now...? ;)

Anywho, the audio was different in my video. Echo was a sarcastic bitch. I think that fits better in today's society.

No, you're trolling me. ;)

Uhhhh.... obviously you didn't watch it. ;)

Meh.... Now this Echo is more like it. ;)

It's a dump so I don't know why everyone's always fighting over it?

Huh... ?

Well, Tim Cook came out as gay so... he's tying to keep things fresh. But of course Microsoft's CEO will come out next year some time.

He wishes.... if ya know what I mean. ;)

Liquor before beer, never fear

Beer before liquor, never sicker

It doesn't really seem like Nancy's style.... but then again, some of those conservative women can get kinda freaky.

Well, there's plenty of leaders of political parties, gangs, terrorist groups etc that are living in prison so.... yeah, just sayin'.

Ummmm.... that or you could slide down a thousand foot razor blade. 😉

Not all Americans are neanderthals like you think. I've traveled around the world quite a bit. (Although I haven't been to Australia)

Dear God! Watch out ladies... Thewayitis is on OKcupid.com. Is that the profile picture you're using on there?

I think I offended someone earlier.... maybe things are getting back to normal around here.

Also, Australians are weird but their trains are very clean.

I'd ask to get off that train. Fo sho

You shouldn't have posted this, it was meant to stay in Vegas.

Now that's talent! 😉

Well that's no fun. 😡

Jesus Christ! I posted this over 15 hours ago.... I thought for sure it would offend someone? What has this site come to when I can't offend someone?

No, I understand that... I just think his obsession with her was pretty ridiculous. It's his own fault for letting her get to him.

(I replaced Sitara's down-vote)

Uhhhhhh, Atrag is the one who left, Dana is still here so by any nornal standard, Dana cleaned up the floor with him, just sayin'.

San Francisco... Kill the queers!

You don't know very much about this site, do you?

I don't deal in facts punk!

It's cold as fuck in Finland. All cold as fuck countries have better stats.... duh.

Wait! Does Oprah have Parkinson's now? That's just mean Joe.

Why does the link take me to the CD home page? I don't get it?

I think being on the ISS would be worse. Just sayin'.

Be careful.... slippery slope. If a hot dog and bun is a sandwich then what's next? A gyro?

The same can be said about whores.

well that's pretty much all the time at least ever since I joined this site

No, I made that up.... bUT maybe I'll start it up.... and it won't be fantastic it will be fabulous!

that doesn't count. I have an account on every site on the internet but I don't use that s* .still if you have an account on gay.com then you're probably gay just saying.

I need to start working on my googly eyed hill-dog zombie pot smoking bitch pic soon....

Give Andy $10 to change my name to Hillno.

It was suicidal. .

Is that a metaphor for something?

Theyre a national treasure Dammit! !

It looks like all of France could be sucked into dat ass.

You lost me at number 1.😉