I think all the black rappers out number all the black people who act white.

Bill Cosby acts white?

Mike Jackson had a disease.

Obama studied...and he's half something else, Hawaiian I think.

Tiger woods, is part Asian. I don't know what ethnicity but he's not 100% black.

Now for the counter argument.

Every black comedian acts black

Every black rapper (I could just say ever rapper but whatever) acts black.

Ving Rhames acts black.

Tyrese Gibson acts black.

Should I go on?

I'll give you Mike Jai White, he acts Asian.

And Donald Glover he acts white

I didn't read all of that, are you out of your mind. I'm assuming you mean slavery, and if you do then I only know it won't happen again, because religion allowed slavery to happen.

Then again, religion is preventing gays from marrying so, who knows.

Ha...lol

Oh, I was under the impression it was just hot gamers were your thing.

How about this as an apology. Not exactly brunette but close enough right?

That may be true but if she's got nothing on, Jessica Nigri

Melanie Iglesias

If anyone's wondering.

I try not to do any activity too soon after eating.

WTF!

Sodomy is a sin. A whole city was burned for it.

Have you met her in person!? She has a doctorate in comedy. She puts on such a good act, you might actually think she's the redneck born and raised.

I am.

The sad thing is I think it's very true. If they pants with a bigger pocket for their iPad's I bet they'd all be lined up in iApple Republic.

I saw a funny video where they pretty much got on them for the differences between the iPhone 4 and 5.

Who is that last shade?!

Every fat person I ever met, ever was such, so to assume that their is not a direct correlation is just against science.

I'm not completely void of other's sentiments, but I'm not as desperate as to fish online for compliments, or not wear what I'd like for fear of chastisement.

I think to a certain extent we all care what others think, it's healthy to. Anyone who doesn't could very well be a maniac, who doesn't have real emotions but is good at faking them.

Anything food related replaced with Naga Bhut Jolokia.

putting fish in curtain poles.. the house will stink and they will never find the source, until you decide to tell them

I saw something like that before, and the people were never told they eventually moved out, and the person who did it claimed the house.

tie a piece of string at around ankle height somewhere.. get your victim to chase you

A little obvious, and some people run with their feet higher than ankle height. Baby lotion on the floor, now that's hilarious.

replacing the white filling in oreos with toothpaste (only works if they don't twist and lick)

LOL< have you gotten people with that?

Was the sentence supposed to be grammatically wrecked?

If I was Hank Hill, all I'd be able to say is "Bwaaaaaahh!!!"

This is weird. Not because he pushed it out, I know many who could pull of that feat, but because he made it turn!

Marge, is that you?

OKAY, that was pretty awesome!

I wouldn't marry her. I'd stay close friends with her, while I married the one with more self respect.