I like other cultures - from their own locations. I like my own just fine.

Of course not! Nor should they be allowed to consummate their relationship. You wouldn't want miniature atheists running around, now would you?

Besides, it's discriminatory; I'm always for something politically incorrect.

Nah; they're only going to get divorced a few years later. . .

When conservatives go out, double standards and idiocy comes in.

Of course you are right, Joe; even liberals (as stupid as they may be) must bow down to your infinite wisdom.

Abuse them severely; that's the best way to ensure that they succeed you in the family business [when you are in jail].

Teach them to swear when they are young - you are never to early.

When you go to the store to look for some food that you can discreetly hide away in your deep pockets, teach them (at about the age of two or three) to sneak behind the counters and take money when nobody is looking.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: Make sure that they know and understand that they are dumbasses and shall never get anywhere in life - ever!

I don't have HDTV - hell, I don't even have digital! - why would I bother with 3D-TV?

Of course he's a bastard - that's a given!

No, I will not agree with those liberal rat bastards!

I will not agree until I can convince them the errors of their ways!

I disagree.

The people here are horrible to debate with. If you disagree, they make it well-known that they think of you as an 'idiot', or some other insult.

I do not sleep at night. I sleep in the early morning hours.

I'm pretty sure that iamdavidh and I have agreed before, and I know that aveskde and I have at least twice agreed.