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True. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:44
Arguments:39
Total Votes:46
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Finally!!! Proof that we are descendant from apes.

True.

Side Score: 16
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 28

Q. Why are gorilla nostrils so big?

A. Because their fingers are so fat. ;)

Side: True.

Baby gorilla & baby human reacting to a cold stethoscope. Coincidence? I think not ;)

Side: True.
1 point

This is Darwinian proof, and the evolution of birds from dinosaurs proves so.

Side: True.
1 point

this proof is better than drawin's long theory :P

Side: True.
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This is Darwinian proof, and the evolution of birds from dinosaurs proves so.

Side: True.
1 point

No. No. No. This is just an animal that looks like a human. There's a spider that looks like a lizard it doesn't mean it's a lizard!

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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its true its just a joke lol. but evolution is actually true .

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
AlmightyCow(6) Clarified
1 point

Evolution may be true, but Darwinian Evolution/Natural Selection can not be proven.

Side: True.

White people cannot have descended from apes because white people do not live in Africa where the apes live ;)

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
1 point

Correct. They evolved from black human beings.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!

Are you saying white people are genetically superior ;)

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
1 point

We did not evolve from apes. Us and apes evolved form a common ancestor, as did monkeys, baboons and all other primates.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
MuckaMcCaw(1970) Clarified
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It actually is true to say we evolved from apes. Apes aren't a species, it is a group of primates. Humans are in that group as are oure ancestors and closest relatives. We didn't evolve from existing apes, true, but to say we didn't evolve from apes is like saying a cat didn't evolve from felines.

Side: True.
Hitler(2364) Disputed
1 point

we did not evolve form apes. you are confusing the term apes with primates.

Apes are not a species, but they are not our ancestors, rather our cousins.

Side: True.
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same common ancestors..............................................................................................

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!

We were never supposed to have descended from apes, we have common ancestor with them so we are closely related but we aren't descended from them.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
MuckaMcCaw(1970) Disputed
1 point

An ape is a tailless catahrhine primate in the superfamily hominoidea. Humans are all of those things, as were our ancestors going back several "generations".

Humans and all of our proposed direct ancestors are Hominids. Hominids are also refereed to as great apes. Apes include the families hominidae and hylobatidae (lesser apes). Yes, we descended from apes, just not any that are alive today. We are STILL apes.

Side: True.

OK, I stand corrected.

Side: True.
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I get that this is a joke but we are not ancestors of apes but we share a common ancestor with them.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
Cartman(18192) Disputed
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From MuckaMcCaw above:

"An ape is a tailless catahrhine primate in the superfamily hominoidea. Humans are all of those things, as were our ancestors going back several "generations".

Humans and all of our proposed direct ancestors are Hominids. Hominids are also refereed to as great apes. Apes include the families hominidae and hylobatidae (lesser apes). Yes, we descended from apes, just not any that are alive today. We are STILL apes."

Side: True.