Lyudmila Putina...................................................

We don't currently have a first "LADY", Melania is no lady. I hate to beat up on her, being married to djt she's to be pitied. But all the money in the world won't make up for her past. We've never had a centerfold as a Presidents wife before. So what do you call her the (very) first tramp?

The first wife is ugly. The second is hotter. The Third is outta hand and hot.