I do not have a couch for you to move at this point time.

joe has a tattoo on his member. It says. "Welcome to Minnesota. Have a nice day." If you're interested, I will ask him what font he used.

Hell, we elected a black president, what else are we capable of?

Things tend to get out of hand quickly, here on CD.

I hear ya.

Be, not by.

I guess spell check does not discriminate.

I am really surprised that hasn't happened by now.

They are just trying to prevent this poor girl from getting ahead in life by giving head.

I would buy a chi-hua-hua on a stick.

It is hard to believe that people chose to get married when you consider how silly/petty divorce can get.

I pulled it out of my ass.

Who said I was serious?

You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.