I do not have a couch for you to move at this point time.

joe has a tattoo on his member. It says. "Welcome to Minnesota. Have a nice day." If you're interested, I will ask him what font he used.

Hell, we elected a black president, what else are we capable of?

Things tend to get out of hand quickly, here on CD.

I hear ya.

Be, not by.

I guess spell check does not discriminate.

I am really surprised that hasn't happened by now.

They are just trying to prevent this poor girl from getting ahead in life by giving head.

I would buy a chi-hua-hua on a stick.

It is hard to believe that people chose to get married when you consider how silly/petty divorce can get.

I pulled it out of my ass.

Who said I was serious?

You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.

Maybe we can all work on a deal where we get our couches moved and you get your dick sucked.

Sexism is rampant.

Women are either for women's lib or they are too stupid to care of themselves or they are hypocrites. Which one are you?

Do you know someone like that?

I think have it hard, especially when they see a great pair of tits.

Do what?

What limit?

What if you don't want to touch them at all because you're afraid the color may come off on you?

Wait..., what? No!!! ;)

People who are lazy can be quite clever.

You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know!

That sounds pretty perverted to me.