I do not have a couch for you to move at this point time.

joe has a tattoo on his member. It says. "Welcome to Minnesota. Have a nice day." If you're interested, I will ask him what font he used.

Hell, we elected a black president, what else are we capable of?

Things tend to get out of hand quickly, here on CD.

I hear ya.

Be, not by.

I guess spell check does not discriminate.

I am really surprised that hasn't happened by now.

They are just trying to prevent this poor girl from getting ahead in life by giving head.

I would buy a chi-hua-hua on a stick.

It is hard to believe that people chose to get married when you consider how silly/petty divorce can get.

I pulled it out of my ass.

Who said I was serious?

You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.

Maybe we can all work on a deal where we get our couches moved and you get your dick sucked.

Sexism is rampant.

Women are either for women's lib or they are too stupid to care of themselves or they are hypocrites. Which one are you?

Do you know someone like that?

I think have it hard, especially when they see a great pair of tits.

Do what?

What limit?

What if you don't want to touch them at all because you're afraid the color may come off on you?

Wait..., what? No!!! ;)

People who are lazy can be quite clever.

You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know!

That sounds pretty perverted to me.

Even the ugly people? That would turn my stomach. I bet He focuses on the sexy people and ignore the rest.

You little devil you.

I would probably kill myself.

Have you ever noticed how some debates have a gold star next to them?

I bet Michelle is pissed!

You shouldn't mess with Liam Neeson's Nissan.

What's that state called?

So, if my girlfriends and I touched ourselves in the privacy of our own homes, He would see all of us at once?

So, how come they don't have guys that dress like the guy above?

Video games are sexist.

That is so sexist.

I'm glad I was blessed with big boobs because I can't steal implants.

So, if I touch myself He sees from the corner of His eye?

I wonder if He watches busty women get off.

Maybe you can use this support your argument:

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Maybe you can use this to support your argument:

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Maybe Satan isn't so bad once you get to him. I mean, mostly, I wrestle with my demons. But there are those rare occasions when we just snuggle.

I wonder if He would join CD and debate the atheists.

Limited by nature and obstacles.

obstacles = other people

I hate obstacles.

Really, joe? Then why is George Bush standing behind him; egging him on?

Next you will be telling us that the big bang was God's way of giving the universe a facial.

I'm almost half way there. I can only lift like 15 pounds. If I ever have a baby, I should be able to shoot him across the room.

Why hasn't anyone capped joe's ass by now?

Why hasn't anyone capped joe's ass by now?

Bite me.

He was the lucky one.

Yeah, we've hooked up before.

Yeah. He's a little shit.

I just know him by now and I know what to look for. He's really very predictable.

Jesus Christ joe, you freaking perv! you gave her bigger boobs. Did you think I would not notice?

As evidenced by watching the people of Walmart.

Bitch !

I can bring happiness to more than one man with mine.

Why else would you bring it up?

Did you just realize this?

Some sarcastic remark.

You did all this just for a That's what she said joke? You're a freak!

I'd do you, I don't know I would call that love. Would you do me back? Maybe all this tension between us is pent up sexual tension.

I guess we have something in common. Maybe you're not so bad after all.

Which is why I'm exposing my boobies in my avatar picture.

If Americans really want to repeal Obamacare, they'll have to vote for Mitt.

Maybe you weren't meant to have sex. Ever thought about that? Maybe your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

I'm an equal opportunity bitch. Women fought hard for their rights and I loath to have some cunt ruin it by stating that women can't stand on their own two feet. You can't have it both ways honey.

Yep. I don't want to pay for male contraceptives either. If they want to go whoring around, they can pay for it with their own money. Is that too difficult for your little brain to understand?

You want those rights for women who want t go whoring around.

Are you so uneducated you can't even recognized when you are being called a slut?

Are you saying that a religious nut should give up his whacky ideas because you want to be a slut? Makes perfect sense.

No, you have a rotted out pussy because you said you had, "painful cramps, chronic heavy bleeding and ovarian cysts."

If the federal government wants to pay for it, fine. The federal government has no business telling private insurance companies how to run their business. Especially if they have religious ties.

I'm surprised anyone wanted to put their dick inside your rotted out pussy.

Maybe she should settle for oral sex . Or take a vibrator to the vagina.

Are you saying that I should be forced to pay for your medical care because you think you have the right to make choices about my finances? Absurd!!!

Contraceptives cost $3000 per year.

She wants someone else to pay for it.

That's like getting paid to have sex.

There's a word for those women.

Why doesn't she exercise a little self control?

Why doesn't she exercise some of her other options?

Lesbianism is in vogue. Maybe she can do that until she can afford her own contraceptives.

These women give me a headache.

I used to be straight but then I took a dick up the a s s.

You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Trying to double team a newbie. And a young newbie at that. Why don't you take on a real woman. One who is closer to your age. You freaking perverts.

Why would I want to do that ?!?!

For the past 20 years the US has consistently blocked a peace settlement from being reached and settled based on the palestian legal entitlement i.e. 1967 borders. This is voted on every year in the UN, every year the result is the same, the US and Isreal on one side the rest of the world on the other but due to the US infuence and veto power they cannot enforece it, were it not for the US inten blokcing this resolution the conflict wouuld have been resolved decades ago

So for the last 20 years the world has been beating their heads against the wall. They have not made any head way and instead of changing tactics they keep at it year after year hoping that they can win simply by passing the same resolution every year.

Or maybe the world is happy with the way things are. Maybe the world is happy knowing that they can take the "high moral ground" and that nothing will come of it. The world has become complacent knowing that all they have to do is say, "We'll try again next year." Regardless of how many Palestinians die. They can end the death and destruction but it is not their families paying the price and they have Israel to blame for those deaths.

The resolution to the conflict would have been resolved decades ago if they would just give up any hope of ever going back to the 1967 borders.

I don't know about anyone else here but to answer the following question

how do you think it felt to have you city bombarded with bombs and white phosphorous (used illegally to burn people (and children to death))?

I would feel like an idiot for letting Hamas use shitty rockets and mortars when a massive Israeli retaliation is almost a certainty. I would feel like an idiot after realizing that a massive Israeli retaliation is exactly what Hamas wants so that they can go an cry about it to the UN. I would feel like an idiot after realizing that Hamas is making martyrs of my family members so that they have something to cry about at the UN.

How many times has Israel launched a massive attack after Hamas fired some shitty rockets and mortars? What was the aftermath? Did the Palestinians make any headway? How many Palestinians have to die for every Israeli killed before Hamas realizes that their tactic does not work? 2 to 1? 5 to 1? Is Hamas really that stupid? Does Hamas really care about the plight of their people?

This Arab Spring may end up in Nuclear Winter .

Uh! That's gross! I've called joe names before but you are disgusting. I know he makes you mad, hell, he makes me mad, but there are other people who have to read your crap so tone it down a bit.

Where do you come up with this crap? Do you just dream it up?

Why do you take what seems like an otherwise normal debate and twist around to something so twisted? Is this what you shoot for?

I said, "A big bust, not a big butt! Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wasn't it you who created a big ruckus on this site a few weeks ago because of points? This sounds to me like the pot calling the kettle black! Aren't you guys allies?

You give me a headache!

Well, there are times when i do want to kill my brother....