Everyone knows the baby-batter is all natural, baby.

I was thinking more along the lines of crop genitalia, but circles will work just as well.

Eh, fuck it. We already share the load for our roads, our protection, and our schools. Why not give the ladies something to keep them from getting pregnant and flooding the world with unwanted children? Well. There's abortion, but everyone hates that too.

I used to be straight, but then I started a political career.

Oh, you. Are you showing christjesus and enlightened1 up?

Because this was both humorous and spurred a great, albeit brief result.

Soon, it shall grown fangs and take flight, feasting off of the blood of the innocent and unwary. Best to smother it with a large-sized pillow while it'll flail only as minimally as possible.

Sure, my mistake when I type real freedom and liberty.

It certainly was.

I am not promoting anarchy.

Neither am I; It's just the truth.

I should have typed maximization of freedom and liberty.

Probably.

I quite thought we were talking about the definition of true freedom and liberty. My bad.

No. That's anarchy. You silly goose.

Ahahahahahaha. This is gold. This is gold. Okay. They're taking it a bit far now. That seems a tad disrespectful to the people who don't have a religion.

You just made up for giving me nightmares, Joe.

I must be easily amused, because this just made me drop my jaw.

Edit:

Did I say amused? I meant amazed. Two different things. Arhm.

My god. The truth is revealed!