I like the way the title considers Americans to not be people.
It's always raining here anyway, so it wouldn't be a problem.
God was born in March? Cool, what was before you, like in January and February.
I've never heard my entire disposition explained so simply and clearly. Who's Awesome?
As named by the British, anyway being from the British Isles doesn't make you British.
That is a name from antiquity, Ireland is a Sovereign State. While the others are not.
I'm in March, so by this I should be fucked, but I'm OK. I do have problems with alcohol, but that's a function of being Irish.
This.
But I have to say it is cheaper to build your own, you'll get better specs for the same price you'd pay for a name brand build, although minus any warranty.