How do we close the widening gap between the cute and the ugly people?
This is a burka:
Burkas.
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Wipe out the uglies.
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You win, I know nothing about physics since the American meaning of burka had been unknown to me (I just looked it up). Are you aware that in a vast part of the world, Russia included, this word means something different - it's a traditional coat made of fur or caracul? Side: Burkas.
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Pros: I can go naked underneath. I can make funny faces at people when they're talking to me and they wouldn't even know it. I won't have to cut my hair or shave. If I sneeze, I can use the inside of my burka as a tissue. No toilet paper? No problem! I can use my burka. I can also use it to dry off my hands and get rid of cheesy fingers after eating Cheetos. I can pay other people to pretend to be me, while I take the day off. Cons: All I've got are pros. Side: Burkas.
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That is what I'm saying, you dumb son of a bitch, I can read what is under that burka. And what is under that burka is a fine female; what with the breast being firm and perky and a nice midsection, with a banging booty. If you can't read what is under the burka, that is because you are racist. Side: Wipe out the uglies.
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We make them all wear your profile pic!! Do I get extra points for sucking up? :)) Side: Wipe out the uglies.
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