Given that I have been so ... closely attached ... shall we say? To the opposite sex, I would HAVE TO BE STONED to be lying with a man. I don't do drugs and I don't think there's enough Bourbon to get me away from the, um, ... softer things in life.

I'm also averse to being punished by an imaginary "god". But then, if they would come up with an ageless "goddess"...... please be gentle with the "stones". ;-)

I love when I can agree with someone I usually find disagreeable. Well said.

Joe. It seems you've reached the point where you can't even tell if OTHERS are kidding or not. Maybe you need a trip to the park?? Relax. ;-)

Nasty but nice ?? ;-)

Not unless it's a particularly nasty post. :-)

I keep a roll of little baggies beside my desktop for when I open one of your posts! ;-)

FINALLY! You're catching up to where I was two years ago! I was trying to figure that out THEN! ;-)

Once again, I knew the author of this post before I opened it! Cute ;-)

Who cares about "most"? Every level of gun violence must be addressed. I'm not for "banning" all guns, I'm for limiting "firepower"! Too many citizens have the firepower to, not protect, but to "MOW-EM DOWN!" THAT is not needed. It's an EGO thing, and if you need an ego-thing you should NOT have assault weapons OR a handgun that holds more rounds than one would EVER need for protection! We have more guns than any other country ... is it any wonder that we seem to need more "personal protection" than any other country? (unless it's in a war zone!)

I've had guns all my life. I like guns and shooting. I was a member of several rifle teams. I don't have much of an ego, I don't need an assault weapon to feel like a man! (OR an egotistical [ego-testicle?] woman. ;-)

Talking to yourself? Joe? ;-)

If Rump had won a second term we would be too busy pushing to save the Constitution and democracy! (As well as the planet)!

No. I'd be wishing HE didn't have them ... I've got my own. ;-)

I wouldn't worry about it. About 70% of Americans have gun control in their sites! ;-)

There ARE no legitimate arguments against REASONABLE gun control. Gun control starts with, first, controlling WHO gets them, second controlling WHAT they can get! Tough job, but, somebody's GOT to do it! We MAY get some help from Covid, many of those who want the worst guns also DON'T want the vaccines. Hopefully, some of the worst of them will die ... before they kill someone. ;-)

Actually, there were 7 mass shootings in that week. You might want to DUCK!

I fear the return of Rump MUCH more than the return of a long-dead entity of any kind. Should I fear Genghis Kahn? Mao? Hitler? No. They've done their damage! Rump could do MORE! The return of Rump from a "Gated Country Club" of the LAW'S choosing SHOULD be enough years down the road to render him ... fragile(?). It's his gangland family we have to be careful of, that's how "The Don" could be dangerous! :-(

Let's see ..... what day is Hitler's birthday?? Stalin's?? Gengis Khan's??

I don't take THOSE days off either. Guess I'll skip this one. :-)

jOE LIKES TO TURN THINGS AROUND AND SPIN THEM BACKWARDS (dAMN CAPS LOCK!) Let's hope he doesn't spin you and break wind for them! ;-)

OOPS! I read that wrong! I thought you were talking about "Trump-lodytes"!

Some day I hope to have the senility .... to forget the names of those I hate. ;-)

I'm all for Tha..... ?

Well, by 6 years old they usually know how to use the potty, so, they can have the beer. I catch'em into my Bourbon, though, they're gonna get their hides tanned! :-(

That's because nobody calls for respect when a rightist is in power .... they don't know the meaning of the word. ;-)

I love things that roll off tongues. :-) !

How 'bout a little respect until she does something wrong?? She's definitely smarter than Sarah Palin .... she FINISHED college courses. She got a legitimate degree in LAW. Is there ANY respect on the right .... I mean, excluding their leaders ....??? ;-)

Wait ....................................... What? .......................................................NO! ;-)

Trump is STILL in the White House. It may take a few months to fumigate the country in 2021 before things begin to smell rosy. We have to overcome his disastrous Covid policy, He will be the only .... occupier of the White House to leave with FAR more unemployment than he started with, we have the highest national debt ever in peacetime, millions are on foodlines that never have been (I saw a nearly new Mercedes inline yesterday), Our foreign relations are at an all-time low among our allies. It will take time to get back to Obama's growing economy, but, "qualified people" in agencies that get things done, instead of political cronies, should improve things by the end of 2021 .... IF ... Trump doesn't incite even worse riots than he did last week!.

Actually, he did NOT write a book, and the man who DID write it FOR him wishes he didn't and rejected the last years of his royalties in disgust.

And, NO. I DO NOT "have to admire Trump". (I did admire a turd I left in the bowl this morning ;-)

Nothing changed, yet. You didn't miss a thing. We STILL do not have a President and haven't had one since 2016. Hopefully, that will be corrected shortly. As we all know, the current regime is made up of "acting officials", most of which are unqualified to "act" in their appointed positions .... including our "acting president". Putin, regretfully, knows more about what is going on in the U.S. than our "acting president". It's likely he will, for a while in the immediate future, while "qualified" individuals figure how to keep them out of the Oval Office where they gathered SOME of their info.

Go to sleep again, When you awake, in a few weeks, things WILL be changing .... or Putin will have won. Hopefully, we WILL have a President, after long last, by then. :-)

As far as "alternate reality" goes, you should be used to that, after 4 years of it.

Bless them all,

big and small.

Butt then, I'm a leg n' fanny man myself, so, I have a lot more to bless. I'm just more blessed, I guess. ;-)

But, that would take a very big shelf, I mean, to actually HAVE her on it .... less'n you know some "elfin' magic" ........ ;-)

It's about time "white-collar" crime, especially the White-House version, was made as punishable as other "normal people" crimes. This "It's better to be rich and guilty than poor and innocent" CRAP has GOT to stop! Nobody, including Trump (especially;-), is above the law. People like him should be stripped of wealth and that wealth given to improve the lives of we, the people! (And to finance the law enforcement that caught them)!

If we don't get "worked up about it", it WILL continue!

You look a little "shakey" too. Go lie down! .... and don't you DARE drag that butt on the carpet!

I know, but, someday tell us how you REALLY feel. ;-)

I'm happy to find out that my home isn't so different from others.......... :-)

Sheesh! How can I disagree with THAT!!!!! ;-)

I see Trump as a scrotum with a comb-over, among other disgusting things.

We must not lose faith! They COULD get lucky and start a chain reaction. That could suck up the likes of Graham, Jordan, and the rest of the "noise-makers".

I'm not a dog, but, I know that's not the only thing they sniff! Tell me you don't know the nose knows! ;-)

Well, it's what a doggie feels when he sniffs something and says 'OH, yeah! ;-)

(You should know these things!;-)

If you're buying Joe C. will have tea and kibbles. :-)

Well, I ALWAYS tried to be noble about MY piece prizes, a President should too! (I realize Rump isn't "actually" a President, he's a Usurper-in Cheif ;-)... among other nasty things! (That's not a requirement, either! :-)

It seems like just yesterday when cons were yelling: "Hillary lost, Trump won .... GET OVER IT!" Then there was the: "Elections have consequences! GET OVER IT!"

Well ............... ???? The shoe's on the other foot now, GET OVER IT! Elections have consequences! Rump LOST!

He would be a shoo-in for the Noble Piece Prize .... but there's nothing "noble" about him. ;-)

Amazing. After four years we can find ONE thing some say he did right, and most politicians around the world, and most military people, disagree. Great prident.

There IS NO "Trump vaccine", it's a legend in his own mind! A Trump vaccine to combat a China virus are the things comic books are made about! :-(

I think Trump WILL be running in 2024 .... but they'll eventually catch him and .... "LOCK HIM UP"! :-)

Yes, well, that is somewhat true, in a round-a-bout way. There were a lot of "good-ol'-boys" that just couldn't bear to see a black man in the White House. Very un-American. They'd take a really dumb orange man over a really intelligent black man, which showed they were really stupid white men.

Joe would rather have a "president" that would tell him to "SIT", and expect him to do it ... without protest.

Sit ... I said SIT! Now fetch this stick while I play golf. :-(Not my kinda' president)!

After the election was called there were thousands on the street who wanted to hug him. There weren't nearly so many as there were protesting Trump the day after his inauguration, but, more than there should have been under the conditions. ;-)