You're not number one.

Sure, like how you "joined in the fun" when Britain started winning both World Wars.

Then all you Americans would be upset because I would wear you down every week.

Plus, the 24th of May is a bit special.

We gave the colonies their freedom when we felt they were mature enough to have democracies installed into them.

And America didn't even win their own revoltuion on their own. You had to get France, Spain and the Netherlad bail you out.

Well, a couple of days.

Anyway, you avoiding my question?

"No you don't. The business of oppression neccesitates no bravery of any kind."

We oppressed the dictators they had and replaced them with dictators of our own. At least our dictators could improve their country better.

British Empire vs [Whatever country dares to try] on 24th May.

I've always intended to do a British Empire debate on that day, I just have to wait until it comes.

How many wars has American won on their own?

No, you have to be brave enough to declare the nation a colony. Or at least call it a protectorate.

But you Americans are too cowardly to do that.

How many colonies has the USA had?

People don't need to use cars. That's why God gave us legs.

What you've given us?!

Britain gave you existence! You should be quelling before us instead of undermining our population with your plastic culture.

I thought the debate did seem familiar and it did take me a while to find the original.

I'm not complaining about you reposting it as the originial didn't get much arguments put into it. Also we have a lot more users than we did 450 days ago.

Hold on a moment...

DEBATE SPAMMER!

Which is why America has a worse education system than Britain. (I know it's an unfair generalization)

I thought in America the education system went Middle School>High school>McDonalds or Prison.

I was thinking the same thing, I almost set up the debate until I realised you had done one similar.

When I first saw "Man is a bundle of emotions" I was appaulled by bad spelling and lack of grammer, I took the assumption that no-one in their right mind would partake in a debate such as this. So I left it to die under "New Debates".

Then we get all these random newcomers, signing up and sharing their own thoughts and opinions, ignorant of the fact that other people don't care, treating this site as if it was a forum discussing the Twilight series.

I think we should launch an enquiry into this sort of thing, we need to find out how such a gathering occured, whether this could happen again in future and what their political stance is.

XD

Then they call the police and you suddenly find yourself on some sort of Government rapist list.

I meant televised debates...

I've only wondered this now, but why does America not have an equivilant to the British "Labour Party"? That way the party leaders get to have a three-way every now and again.

I wasn't talking about that one, I was refering to the "America is the Best country in the World" debates. At which point I actually debate and destroy the fantasies of american nationalists, instead of playing the part of blind nationalism myself.

I've won debates, but only when the debate title is something so ridiculous that the "for" side couldn't possibly win. (E.g America is the greatest country in the world).

I prefer your, "force the gays to make their own country so we can evict them from ours" idea.

I got lost on the internet and haven't found a way to escape this site yet.

I've passed through a lot of sites on my tour of the internet, that was one of them.

That's completely foul and is inappropriate for this family-orientated site.

Upvote for you!

I didn't mind Obama, until he became President of America that is.

Hear hear, don't make society accept homosexuality just find a quiet spot in the woods and get on with it.

Here's some funny ones:

"Nice legs...they'd look even better wrapped around my shoulders."

"My rocket's heading for Uranus."

(For the more intelligent members) "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

And this is a really strange one I found in a forum, if you get the joke please endevour to explain it to me (I don't want to try find out what that episode shows)

""Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me""

Now I don't want to be a joy-killer, but we really shouldn't be providing this sort of material that could fuel homosexuality. Anyone who posts "gay-pick-up-lines" should be denounced from this site.

There's a reason the American colonies were founded and that was a place to dump liberals. Criminals went to Australia and Liberals went to North America.

If only they hadn't rebelled...

Yeah, they can have they own country...

...on the moon.

What do you think the colonising of North America was about?

Yeah, we humans are great at diplomacy.

"Don't kill us look at all the great stuff we have! Oh wait.."

It's all about 2 becoming 1, the offspring of 2 families becomes 1 family and this is the sort of thing that requires an official ceremony, not just sex.

I don't really get double gifts. But I've got the sort of WWII-rationed style family who think sets of colouring pencils and socks are good gifts.

I suppose I don't mind not get lots of attention, I prefer it that way.

In the past I've celebrated with friends on another day, it's nice to have a birthday around that time because everyone is celebrating anyway.

Interesting name...

I've never let it get to me, I suppose I've never had anything to compare it to. But at Christmas the whole family gets together for a meal, we rarely do that for people's birthdays.

What is the meaning of all this downvoting? Someone fix this!

Pah, we can't expect everyone in the world to know every single countries leaders.

I follow a private rule where if I ever get a dog, I'm going to give it the surname of a Prime Minister. If it's male it's likely to be Gladstone or Churchill, if it's female it gets to be Thatcher.

I don't celebrate it as much as others, seeing as I was born on Christmas Day.

That's how we win wars in colonial Europe.

Pah, I've seen that illusion before. It works because they've invented a time-space shifter that warps their bodies and bends light whilst speeding up the reactions and mutations in their bodies to increase and decrease their sizes.

No-one's turning me into a robot.

Anyway, I've met a lot of Christians who specualte on this "666" character. Many are opting for the undisprovable "he hasn't turned up yet" and supporting this with the fact that seat 666 in the European Union is left empty, which they say is left for the Antichrist to sit on.

If I became Prime Minister I'ld do my best to go against the "prophocies", just to see who gets annoyed.

Violence in Public?! That sort of thing shouldn't be promoted!

However if we are going to do it, we should be able to bet our points on who wins.