A sarcastic remark. ;)

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For generations she has guarded my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather she has kept us safe. For so long we thought her immortal. But now I see it differently, for just as my fur grows grey and my joints grow stiff, so too do hers. She did not take in my children, but she gave them to her children. I will be the last she cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until her final moments. The death of one of her kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. She has seen so much, she knows so much. I know she takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give her this comfort until the end. ;)

jolie, you bitch, I'm going to kick your ass next time I see you!!!

And like a kidney stone, this too shall pass. ;)

Thank you for your support.

Are you saying that I am just wrestling with a pig? Oh...., wait...., you can't answer that, can you? You just got banned. Pitty. ;)

Look at when his account was created. Then look at when my account was created. Then look at my name and guess, who am I, really?

I'll quickly tire of him and then just ignore him. But I plan to have a little fun first. ;)

I have reactivated some of my old, puppet accounts and keep on pulling his chain. ;)

I know exactly how you feel sweetie.

Screw you joe.

I am just helping you spread the word... or words, as it were in this case.

Why would anyone worry about food when you can feed a child for just 66 cents A day?

Don't envy those on top. They have their own set of problems. Like worrying about those who envy them.

How did I ever miss that before?

Which parent would you be OK not having in your life?

I don't think you understand point size 72.

That father was torturing that poor little girl with Metal Music.

I think it was BlackOak Std. size 72.

I think that little girl was ready for some down time.

Maybe this explains why God rarely answers prayers.

All this coming from the man that wouldn't bat an eye if there was legislation governing the movement of couches and blow jobs.

Lucky for you, I do not have a piano that needs to be moved.

Lucky for me, I do not have a couch that needs to be moved.

I do not have a couch for you to move at this point time.

joe has a tattoo on his member. It says. "Welcome to Minnesota. Have a nice day." If you're interested, I will ask him what font he used.

Hell, we elected a black president, what else are we capable of?

Things tend to get out of hand quickly, here on CD.

I hear ya.

Be, not by.

I guess spell check does not discriminate.

I am really surprised that hasn't happened by now.

They are just trying to prevent this poor girl from getting ahead in life by giving head.

I would buy a chi-hua-hua on a stick.

It is hard to believe that people chose to get married when you consider how silly/petty divorce can get.

I pulled it out of my ass.

Who said I was serious?

You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.

Maybe we can all work on a deal where we get our couches moved and you get your dick sucked.

Sexism is rampant.

Women are either for women's lib or they are too stupid to care of themselves or they are hypocrites. Which one are you?

Do you know someone like that?

I think have it hard, especially when they see a great pair of tits.

Do what?

What limit?

What if you don't want to touch them at all because you're afraid the color may come off on you?

Wait..., what? No!!! ;)

People who are lazy can be quite clever.

You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know!

That sounds pretty perverted to me.