1. Hey, glad you're still around.

2. Cartman is a dad now - man, congrats to him :D It's nice to hear all the old blokes doing well heh

Some women are just fuckin bitches and they don't care about the kid, it's just an inconvenience lmao. It's not something you'll ever hear a politician argue but it's bloody true xD

Also Emma Watson is a bitch <3

And an uberhumor link? Christ, I forget how old some of the people on here are....

It'll be frustrating... I mean, the plot would be shite of course so the only excuse to watch would be the sex, which you could find better online.

The original brokeback was kinky though ;)

It's OK. Now you know what to do :)

Hey create an all new account and actually see how long you can keep up the guise for :P

Not like Prodigy or Sitara pissed everyone off by doing that.. Call back.

I'd have got a picture off craigslist and made a whole:

"I'm Sarah Goldstein, I'm 38 and live in Minneapolis, I have a degree in gender studies :)"

That'd be more convincing :)

Unless they never leave you but are never quite with you either, in which case it was time to call in the Ghostbusters 5 years ago :)

Weird conversation this.. Why the sex change by the way?

Hemorrhoids? That sounds fun :/

Umm... Sure, I'm great. Same old relationship problems I've been experiencing since before the day I joined this site but what's life without a little consistency here and there :)

Couldn't agree more!

Thats it, Joe.

Aha, ya know what,I'm going to be able to give myself a medal for having recognised the speech patterns of some internet guy :)

How've you been

Hey, I don't know how long you've been on here, but do you know the guy who's always putting ";)" after their sentences.. I know someone does it a lot, it's one of their trademarks here but I can't remember who it is......

Riight,well you have fun with that. Not that I doubt the longevity of this site, but.. Do you think you'll die anytime soon?Or do you expect everyone on here to still be avidly debating in 50 odd years time? I don' tknow how old you are..