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1. Hey, glad you're still around.

2. Cartman is a dad now - man, congrats to him :D It's nice to hear all the old blokes doing well heh

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Some women are just fuckin bitches and they don't care about the kid, it's just an inconvenience lmao. It's not something you'll ever hear a politician argue but it's bloody true xD

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Also Emma Watson is a bitch <3

And an uberhumor link? Christ, I forget how old some of the people on here are....

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It'll be frustrating... I mean, the plot would be shite of course so the only excuse to watch would be the sex, which you could find better online.

The original brokeback was kinky though ;)

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It's OK. Now you know what to do :)

Hey create an all new account and actually see how long you can keep up the guise for :P

Not like Prodigy or Sitara pissed everyone off by doing that.. Call back.

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I'd have got a picture off craigslist and made a whole:

"I'm Sarah Goldstein, I'm 38 and live in Minneapolis, I have a degree in gender studies :)"

That'd be more convincing :)

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Unless they never leave you but are never quite with you either, in which case it was time to call in the Ghostbusters 5 years ago :)

Weird conversation this.. Why the sex change by the way?

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Hemorrhoids? That sounds fun :/

Umm... Sure, I'm great. Same old relationship problems I've been experiencing since before the day I joined this site but what's life without a little consistency here and there :)

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Thats it, Joe.

Aha, ya know what,I'm going to be able to give myself a medal for having recognised the speech patterns of some internet guy :)

How've you been

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Hey, I don't know how long you've been on here, but do you know the guy who's always putting ";)" after their sentences.. I know someone does it a lot, it's one of their trademarks here but I can't remember who it is......

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Riight,well you have fun with that. Not that I doubt the longevity of this site, but.. Do you think you'll die anytime soon?Or do you expect everyone on here to still be avidly debating in 50 odd years time? I don' tknow how old you are..

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Actually, it would be the story of your death o.O

not that anyone would be around to hear it :/

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Well... I mean, I doubt it?

Domany people here know you personally?

Who's gonna listen to your quotes,you haven't captured the world's heart like Wilder?

Who on here will be bothered to write down the good ones?

Where will they be read out, like.. Are you going to take over theaters too?

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Ahhhh, I'm just shitting on your knees :)

Still don't think it'll happen though..

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I call bullshit, I'm gonna find the receipt.. or even take a picture of the freaking Happy Meal box I had from my friends birthday last year and prove it to you.

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Why the fuck not? Normal adults can can't they? Point whore.

I hope this response if sufficient payment for being the point whore that you are.

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This is good. Mostly.

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I say it and I have self respect. I'm also an atheist. Checkmate.

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Yeah what? WTH is Leg day?? Oh you crazy yanks ;)

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Mmm, good way to win arguments. Now- if you can tell me how to win t-shirts that'll be something ;)

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I always knew not to trust that asshole.....

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I call bullshit. Some people in the world hadn't heard of an outbreak, some people in Palestine even hadn't, and yet in that time Israel organised Refugee camps and built those massive freaking walls?? Israel was too prepared. It's all their fault!!! ( Now I bet ya would never imagine me saying that now, would ya :P)

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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I'm guessing " screw you, you fucking j " was a bit too close to the mark for ya huh?

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" He's not big-boned; he's FAT!"

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Oh I believe this president wins my vote. I mean, who DOESN'T like him..?!

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Ummmm....

I'm sure he'd be proud that centuries on his music is still being put to 'good use' ;)

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Hehe, hey, hey... What do women and hurricanes have in common??

They're both loud as hell when they come and when they leave they take the house with them xD

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Beatles- Think For Yourself. Bass was the lead guitar in that song.

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I like this paraphrase :)

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Sell it, buy many pairs of skinny jeans ;)

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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"three"....

Umm, what?

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Just argued ;)

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Joe! How dishonest of you!!

(Hey, give you 10 upvotes if you cast me "most persuasive".. Hows about it, if I convince you then surely I deserve to get in, right ;) )

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The fuck is she doing with her right arm?? I'm pretty sure it's not possible to get your arm in that position....

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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Yes. I'm also tired of a lot of Bullshit coming out of Israel. But I wouldn't nuke it on account of the many innocent people there.

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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An Anthropist.

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Yeah I gathered that shortly after :P

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Oh, were they yours..?? Ahhhh.

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I got excited by the dogs at the beginning, but then they went out of picture and we never saw them again, ever. God I hope they're OK >.<

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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Why's this?

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but in all seriousity, yes, there is. And not just the one. But it's hard to find one of these "someones" that feels the same towards you. So out of 7 billion people in the world, about 10,000 are people you could possibly fall in love with. With those odds ( 1 in 7,000,000 ) now find someone in that group who feels the same way about you. Doesn't always happen :/

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No this is UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE.

I'm a big boy now and I can heat up my own milk, I don't need Sarah to babysit me anymore! I can even open the childlock myself :D

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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Caught in each others orbit.

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Hehe, would be a more entertaining picture if they swapped clothes xD

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Right in the ^^ that thing, yeah :P

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"What if they were" you ask? I imagine they'd look a little something like that^^

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ugh, lets all mock each other and not have the audacity to believe that one should mock the other. "ooh Britain invented more, ooh America saved Britain in the war, ooh British manners, ooh America power" blah blah, same old arguments.

Just hate each other equally :)

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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well then we're both gaining from this, aren't we ;)

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And what do you suppose you're doing, eh prod?

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my mistake. Of course it's perfectly natural to talk to and about me in a manner that shows you have known me for a while, despite the fact we've never spoken. Dang silly me ;)

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Hey Prod how's it going friend :)

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I wasn't in the game o.O

If you saw, it was you and him. I only commented. but if it means THAT much to you to win all the time. Gee, I don't know. How's this?

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ughhhh............. You have to be witty. And you stopped being witty when you asked him to clarify his rhetorical question. That shows an utter lack of wit. You lost, but don't worry, everyone on Createdebate is a winner in somebodies eyes :)

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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You, sire, just lost this game of wits ;)

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Ats I don't think the word "outsmarted" has a place here ;)

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161 days ago.... Hmmm, I think maybe my mood has changed since then????

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In other words, there were no words that could match mine?

I'll settle for this. ;)

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Why thank you Cartman, longtime-no.. type?

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Well go round them up and tell'em to stay off this site. All they'll find is swearing, nudity, stupidity and other crap.

Why the fuck should I care anyway? The hell do you want me to do about it, eh Sally?

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Oops, posted twice.

I don't know why I even care actually...

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Parents Evening at school.

First of all, I'd like to say that your son daughter has performed excellently... kid runs out of room.

Not going to look good, is it? No.

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Sure, married couples are aaalways bitching at eachother.

Although, sparks are going to fly, when you like eachother, but like different things. Man likes woman, woman likes man. However, man likes vagina, woman likes penis. Woman likes cooking, man likes sport ( stereotypes..) Different interests. Two women or two guys, it's a clear passage. Well, providing you have some Johnson's lotion or something...

Bah, if the majourity say "We want marriage" then that's democracy for ya. I don't mind either way, I probably won't want to get married when older, just live with someone else, if shit goes down, then we go our separate ways, no problem. This applies to everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

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I refer you to my previous point- fuck off.

I am not trying to be tough, I don't pretend to be. Angry? Frustrated? Pissed off? Hostile?

I dont need to try to be any of these I already fucking am. I would say " trhanks for stating the obvious" but you failed to even do that.

Just fuck off. Actually, fuck off for once. Just this one time, fuck the FUCK off.

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Oh douchebag Hellno says calm-down so I guess I must, eh? Well fuck you too Mr. Control Freak you too can go to hell for all I care.

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You know what- Fuck you all, the amount of times I have seen you bullshit assholes on here bitching about " Gays should rot in hell, it's a sin, immoral, sick, mental disorder" e.t.c. makes me wanna punch the fucking computer screen. At the same time, more and more of these degenerates come on the site with names such as "gaytruth" or "gaylies", obviously with one goal- to troll the site with anti-gay propaganda, and no one does a thing. Are there not site moderators? This is a debate site, not a site of decadence where people just insult each other and say obscene things for the sake of boredom.

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Poor beavers.. It's cold enough where they live anyway, they need that fur for their own protection.....

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Uh huh. But in all honesty, do your own thing, members on this site are known for their little idiosyncrasies XD

Not sure what mine is though..

Have fun :P

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That's why people do it. Or more like, why they're supposed to do it. However you just copied the whole thing. If you're disputing everything he's saying, no need to quote.

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Dispute by all means, but people can already see who and what you are disputing, no need to show them a second time.

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Hmm.. That one was just childish. You're loosing it JC...

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Ugh.. Fucking change your name to QuoteMan, because that is all you ever do. It becomes clear you are opposing the other persons argument the moment you click 'dispute'. Why feel the need to wast everyone's time by quoting everything they said in your argument as well..?!

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Tom Daley XD

Any you bitches wanna b a playa h8r ill dap u fam.

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I like Hitler. I agree with what Hitler says. Hitler is my ally :)

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I don't nearly have enough time currently to post a half-way decent response, but I can say for now.. This guy knows what he's talking about :D

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Homosexual animals are obviously just doing it for the swag-lols...

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This made me giggle. Well done sir XD

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Without clicking on the video- in a public library here- when you say "blowed up" instead of "blown up"..?

Well......

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I know, that was the whole point of saying that, I was mocking the other chaps argument.

Ugh, everyone needs to just chill out XD

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I'd say straight because of the negative image gay people have. I would imagine that I would hate being gay, and that it would make my life worse.

I would be wrong..! I love being gay, just as I would love being straight, I don't care, but I'm happy and that's what matters to me. Any one who says homosexuals should e put to death or are going to burn in hell for their sins, can go burn in hell for all I care :)

And to answer your question- No, clearly we can not all agree that we should blah blah blah.

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I could perform gay or straight acts if I wanted to, that is a choice. It's whether I enjoy them or not that I don't have a choice in. And gay acts appeal to me, straight ones don't. It's like choosing to enjoy pain or not- you don't get that choice.

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I am not gay so I can judge on this matter

I am gay so I can judge on this matter.

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No it's not worth it, and you're not the one to decide :)

Answer your question satisfactorily?

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Umms........ Naah, I don't think so ;) Now I don't want to bring up the whole "whittle mankind down to a perfect race" statement thing again, and start talking about you-know-who, but seriously man, instead of trying to eradicate it, thus encouraging peoples intolerance- grow the fuck up and accept the fact not everyone is going to be an exemplary human being.

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Yet another weep for mankind..

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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Woah, have your points dropped suddenly since I left..???

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If I told you to, could you become gay? Just stop being straight..? Do you think therapy will make you find the same sex form attractive, and the opposite unattractive, both physically and emotionally..?

If so you're wrong. Very wrong.

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Necrophilia dishonours the dead person, counts as rape, and traumatises the deceased's family.

Bestiality is animal cruelty, and morally wrong to procreate with another animal- the offspring would have no decent quality of life.

I can just about manage up to there without resorting to foul language..! I mean really, you honestly think supporting gay rights means the eventual demise of the species??

And as for "Homosexuality harms those who are religious" one could equally argue " Religion harms those who are homosexual" and homosexuality has been around far longer than religion. I could equally argue that everyone in the world should be exactly the same, by your logic, and just be an absolute master race, all the same, all 'perfect' so that no one can disagree. I hate to bring along the godwin point here.. But it seems people like that who want to get rid of different religions, sexualities, social classes and just have one perfect race (sounding a lot like Ze Fuhrer here..) tend to be frowned upon by society, to say the least. Bottom line, learn to fucking get along with people.

Whether you know or not doesn't matter, but I thought I might just say that I am a homosexual and don't see how my being so should affect you, or anyone else's well-being. What I want to do in my bedroom is absolutely none of your business, just like what/who you want to worship as a God is none of mine.

And for the record, bisexuality is not "being straight and gay" as those are two different things, bisexuality is something on it's own.

I especially loved how you try to justify Paedophilia, bestiality, and necrophilia, that was charming XD

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Haha, I suppose you think that they are all related, as they come under 'sexual attractions', but may I remind you sexuality does not come in to bestiality, necrophilia, paedophilia, e.t.c. You can be straight and like these things too. In any case, your argument is invalid, as despite harm being inflicted upon a person/persons within the act of necrophilia, paedophilia, e.t.c. Homosexuality causes no harm to anyone, simply two people who are in love with each other- something perfectly normal.

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Not without resorting to logic and reason.. Which are clearly beyond your capabilities.


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