Just one of a million debates that are forever alone.

Please disturb.

Chuck Norris is crap.

He is just some old, stupid actor.

And he would never stand a chance against them!

But... If he really is as "awesome" as people say he is, he should be in my house by now, smashing my head in the keyboaaaaweqaawqq11111111111111111111111111111111111

Well, there's putting your right foot in, and putting your right foot out... and then there's putting your left foot in and shaking it all about...

Foot rape, anyone? ;)

... Although, it makes you wonder; what does "Hokey" mean?...

Harem, please!

I saw a creepy person in a coat once on the street so I ran up to him and kicked him down.

But then I got sued.

The rape machine won't work.

I sat on the snail! The snail was Eighteen Five a Pot! Sit on the snail!

No, I haven't had surgery, haven't I will, see the blades aren't coming so you can go and rape the floor, just in case!

No Cows!

If there is some kind of Community of Point-Whores on this Site, you would be the Pimp.

Oh... I fly high, up, up into the ceiling, but then the ceiling smacks my head-

"Awwwrr," I scream, as I fall once again, onto the ground.

The rape dog from Sluts-R-Us runs through an unknown gap of space and time, and starts violently humping my leg, but then a bulging hemorrhoid from the Albino's arse bursts- and fills the room with Anal blood, hauling the dog away through the window.

A creepy whore from the Underworld suddenly appears, running to the walls- desperately licking off all the Anal Blood that stained the walls. It moans and begins to crap on your bed pillow. You keep a foot note in the back of your mind to remember to eat it later.

But then the whore turns on the radio and begins to sing along to "Rebecca Black: Friday,"- you start getting freaked out, and decide to run for the door.

But before you grab the knob, it suddenly changes, and flops down into a flaccid member.

"There is no way of leaving this room," You declare, with most certain sincerity.

Oh, but you see, I have wings now, I'm flying above you.

I cut a slit in my upper-pelvis with a wangy rubber sword and now I'm a hermaphrodite! O:

I hover over your computer desk, but then I get a random seizure and fall on the computer and snap my neck.

No, I didn't snap my own neck, it was that naked Albino person that sneaked in last night, (He was hiding in your closet) and he ran out from the closet and snapped my neck when you weren't looking.

See, you can find him now... he is standing right behind you.

But don't worry, my body has somehow tapped in with a broken, but live wire from your computer, and it is twitching me- sending my foot abruptly into the Albino's face.

He flops to the ground and the electricity from the computer takes on a defibrillator effect that revives my body.

Hurrah! I am alive!

It is possible to screw yourself without being a hermaphrodite...

A hand is a part of yourself, right?

All you have to do is grab...

a drill, and screw yourself with it with a screw.

It might hurt though, so I suggest you don't do it.

Unless you are one of those people who love pain...

If you love the bible, and support it, then you love and support sexism, intolerance, slavery and lunacy, okay? I read it and it said that women have no power over men and that they are to be kept silent and obedient, and the bible tells you how to handle slaves and it says that it's okay to have slaves just as long as you don't beat them to death, because it's what God says. And it says when you can rape a female slave.

If you have read the bible and you still love the bible, you either aren't reading it clearly, or you are a sick, sick person!